Moronic Ramblings

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I'm either brutally sarcastic or just a righteous asshole. I'm still trying to decide.

So, the Senate rejected a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage today and I'm sure those who are so desperately trying to preserve the "sanctity" of marriage must be up in arms.

It always got me thinking as to what exactly constitutes the "sanctity of marriage." Many are under the impression that  a holy union between a man and a women can only produce the fruits of a steadfast, loving family with morals.  To them, two people of the same sex cannot love one another and raise an ethical family and lead an honest lifestyle. No, no, no,  that can only happen with heterosexual couples, because, you know, heterosexual couples have definitely defined the term "sanctity" in realtion to marriage over the years.

So, let me see, fundamentalists couldn't see these two raising an honest, caring family:

But apparently, these two have the moral judegment and the fiber of an usptanding family:

 Up in arms, literally.

TAKE THAT, SLAYER!!!!

Personally, I don't think that Iran poses an imminent nuclear threat. I mean, look at their President.

COME ON AMERICA!  Two decades ago, this guy and Steve Guttenberg had enough trouble trying to disassemble a military issued android that possessed humanistic tendencies AND was progammed to carry nuclear weaponary.

You think this dude will know how to program a nuclear reactor?  Sheeeesh.

However, I must admit, I'd love to see the U.S. Government roll the war drum of OPERATION: Who's Johnny?

Watch out Tehran.