Moronic Ramblings

Wow. DYS has really stooped to a new low with their adoption procedures.

It looks like two girls have already beat me to the punch and stole my idea for a Halloween costume:

 I was SOOOOOO going as John Travolta's riveting portrayal of Todd Lubitch.

I guess I'll just have to resort to going out as gobblin or a slutty nurse.... again.

So, North Korea has officially set off a nuke. Though there are some reports that it was a failed effort, I still have the "fear." I don't know why. I usaully try not to fall victim to the culture of fear, but when I start raising one eyebrow, obsessively looking over both my shoulders, and then after a long day find myself hiding under my bed, clutching my Wrestling Buddy collection, then I know something just ain't right.  

I'm not sure exactly what it is. I can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's the fact Kim Jong-Il has a massive collection of Swedish pornography, has a very homoerotic man-crush for Michael Jordon, or that I can't trust a leader of a nation that looks like the Korean reject from Reservoir Dogs :

I DON'T KNOW!!

There is one saving grace from this whole nuclear, Cold War Era-ish stand-off/scare. I've finally penned the name for my Nu-Metal garage band fueled by teen angst:

kIm jOng ILL