Friday, July 21, 2006

Confession

I am 27 years old…

 

And I am going on a cruise….

 

WITH MY PARENTS!!!

 

Hmmmmm….and Mom wonders why I am not married.  Well, At least I willhave my wrestling figurines to confide in if Mom keeps yelling at me to comb my hair. WAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Monday, July 3, 2006

Sweatin’ Bulletts

There’s probably only one thing in the world hate more than mayonaise and pink baseball caps, and that’s HUMIDITY!! I hate this shit. My skin feels like fly paper that’s been dipped in Elmer’s glue. Not to mention that it looks like I have been using my armpits as a substitute for Bounty quick, thicker, picker-uppers. I think I’m gonna go teabag a tray of ice cubes. And then make some lemonade.
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