Groove Prohibition Continues
Yup, the city of New York's version of Footloose is being upheld by the courts for the 80th consecutive year. That's right, because we can't have people consuming alcoholic drinks AND have them go dance with each other. That might lead to, God forbid.....SEX! OH NO!!! Lord knows we can't have that happening here, of all places, in New York City. No way.
The New York State Supreme Court stated that, "Recreational dancing is not a form of expression protected by the federal or state constitutions." Really? I think Crispin Glover would beg to differ with that statement:
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