All Aboard the Vain Train!
If you ever find yourself milling around at work with some time to kill and are simultaneously self-absorbed, may I suggest Googling your name. Or, better yet, Google Image your name and see what comes up.
Here are just a handful of my results:

I am honored and quite flattered

Um....okay. For some, this may make a bit of sense.

This is kind of weird because I think I may be this guy in about forty years.
OH HO HO.....
YES!
Here it is.....
SHAZAAM!!!!
The irony of this whole pciture search is that I made the same, exuberant face sitting at my desk while coming across this gem. I kind of felt like Steve Martin's character in "The Jerk" when the phone books came in.
PS - I usually make this face when either a) the pizza delivery man has arrived at my door or b) when I climax during sex. So it looks like I either just received a pie of pepper and mushrooms or a rough HJ from a Bridge-n-Tunnell hussey. You be the judge.

